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Pierluigi Fasano
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?? Corporate Inferno: Canto V – The Circle of Wrath (Slack Warriors & Passive-Aggressive Titans)
“Their emails sharp, their tone unclear,
They battled with emojis near.
In caps they shouted, threads they spawned,
Until all sense and peace were gone.”
Welcome to the Fifth Circle of Corporate Hell,
Where simmering rage and unresolved project tension have taken digital form.
Here dwell the Slack Gladiators, Thread Snipers, and Email Philosophers,
each cursed to battle eternally in reply threads no one dares mute.
The Sins:
These were not your average workplace grumblers.
No, these were the passive-aggressive prophets of modern communication.
Their lethal weapons?
? “Per my last message…” (trailing of 232 Re:Re:Re:Re:...)
? “Just circling back :)” (the reply to an email buried for the last 4 months)
? The emoji combo: ?????? (nobody knows what it means, but it feels threatening)
They sinned in GIFs, in vague reactions, and in emails cc’ing just enough people to escalate tension.
The Punishments:
?? The Infinite Slack Thread
Here, souls are trapped in a single never-ending Slack thread.
Each message sparks another, more confusing message.
The original topic is long forgotten.
A bot occasionally chimes in to say “This thread has 97 replies – want to summarize?”
?? The All-Caps Echo Chamber
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Those who relied on bold, caps, and !!URGENT!! now scream into the void—only to be met with silence.
Their messages are automatically filtered into folders named “To Deal With Later (aka Never).”
?? The Emoji Misfire Curse
Every emoji they send is misinterpreted:
? The thumbs-up = seen as sarcasm
? The eyes ?? = suspicious
? The smile ?? = deeply unsettling
They are perpetually “coming off wrong,” and cannot stop themselves.
The Characters:
? Debbie of the Double-Reply: Replies on email and Slack and Teams to make sure you saw it.
? Liam the Capslock Crusader: Types like a town crier. Thinks it helps. It does not.
? The Clarifier Demon: Spawns whenever someone says “Let’s take this offline.” He ensures it never happens.
The Landscape:
The air here crackles with unspoken tension and digital receipts.
Floating in the atmosphere: red exclamation points, unread notifications, and that one guy who starts every call with, “I just have a few things to say…” (spoiler: he will speak for the full hour)
People speak only in vague references to past messages.
No one knows what anyone meant, but everyone is offended.
Reflections from the Inbox Inferno:
Here lies the truth:
Most workplace battles aren’t fought in person—they’re waged in tone, timing, and CC, BCC fields.
So, dear communicator:
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